Jack'D in CYBERSPACE!!!
IT/Network Support & More by Jack Driscoll
I offer affordable IT work of all types, shapes and sizes. You can hire me on upwork for monthly contracts here - contact me for anything else! I also do hardware and write articles. In addition I work with and host nTeleKy, who’s even more of a software/hardware wizard than I am, and FITZ, who’s a top-notch writer/illustrator/designer. We all work with Lupa, the resident MythOS consultant - “Your Werewolf Terminal in The Woods”.
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brainspunk/”my genius”
I recently decided to do a 180 and go from being completely nonpluss about my intelligence to marketing it. (My IQ is only 141, which barely makes me a genius and the top ~0.31%) Here’s my logic, see if you follow it: if you’re the top 1% athlete, or salesperson, or cake-baker, aren’t you going to advertise that? Doesn’t it make a difference that you are better at something than 99% of people? That in a room of 300 996.9 other people[1], you are objectively the smartest? That’s pretty good, right?
When I was 13, I had my intelligence tested by a professional, and while I’m well aware of the baked-in biases of IQ tests and that intelligence comes in many types, it’s legitimately exceptional that I’m really smart. I’m also pretty bad at sportsball, but I love playing football even though I’m not great, which I didn’t find out until I was 41 because I didn’t push the boundaries of what I thought I was “allowed” to do as “a nerd”. Go out there and do that thing that you love maybe a little too much but are afraid you won’t fit in.
[1] In a room of 1,000 people, I would be in the top 3, smarter than 996.9 people and less intelligent than the remaining two. If they were arranged in order of intelligence mine would be greater than 996.9 and less than 999 and 1,000. This could also be expressed as 1 in 300, so they’re both right in different ways.
So what? So I’ll give you a professional-quality consultation on any topic for $10/mo (intro rate)
I’m offering you the chance to get more informed, educated, and capable for only $10/month. I want to help you, because it’s what I love doing. If that sounds unbelievable, I understand, but it’s not a scam. I usually charge $42/hr as a consulting fee, because I’m an expert in most things and because I know when I’m not. I won’t waste your time lying to you and pretending I know something if I don’t, because it’s a waste of my time, too, and time is money. So why am I underselling myself? I need the money: I’m currently unemployed and the job market is brutal right now. I couldn’t get a job at Culvers (this is fast food), in part because of a criminal record due to mental illness that affects my employability, but not my ability to help you.
The other big reason is that because I have a good education and I’m intelligent, even though I offer up to an hour of time, I can usually get it done in much less because I’m that good. If I can answer your question in 15 minutes, which is now possible with AI assistance, then I’m back to making $40/hr. Another reason is that I love teaching and helping people, so if I can find work doing what I love, I’m willing to accept lower pay. In one of the unfortunate situations in the world, bad jobs pay less than they should and that they’re worth, but that’s the reality of things. I don’t want to spend my time doing something I don’t like (and neither should you) so if I can get by with what I make doing something I love, I’ll do it so long as I can affod my costs of living.
Sign up for brainspunk today! The $10 rate is only valid for the first 50 people
Office of Mythic Prototyping - Creative Works
🧠 Skills at a Glance
- Mechanical: Hydraulics, pneumatics, welding, HVAC, blueprint reading.
- Electrical: AC/DC circuits, field wiring, looms/harnesses, structured wiring
- Networking: 802.11 troubleshooting, Linux routing, spectrum awareness, TCP/IP
- Systems: FreeBSD, Debian, bash/Python scripting, SDR toolchains.
- Creative: Worldbuilding, visual storytelling, minimalist web design.
For a more detailed view, check out my intro or About Me.
Who are you?
I’m Jack Driscoll/jackd/Jack’D — a multidisciplinary technician, systems thinker, creative worldbuilder and myth wrangler. Please be patient, I’m in the process of re-imagining the world as we know it in a way that:
- respects autonomy
- acknowledges interdependence
- challenges dogma
- praises The Creator
- reduces harm
- offers mercy
- values efficiency
- protects nature
- venerates the cosmos
- promotes diversity
- shares love
- dreams big
- exists truthfully
- becomes better
- embraces death
I work across embedded systems, RF tools, manufacturing maintenance, FreeBSD/Linux networks, storytelling, and welded steel. I love troubleshooting, challenges, trying to do more with less, beautiful efficiency, fixing equipment and creating bleeding edge solutions. As my home on the WWW, this site collects some of that work — built to load fast and stay weird. Think of this as A 'Getting Started' Manual for Your Jack
. I also have The Care and Operation of Your Jack
, which Lupa described as “The Most Neurodivergent Thing I’ve Ever Heard”.
🛠️ Highlights
- 🏗️ Quick GitHub Pages Starter: A 9KB portable Jekyll base.
- 🌄 The Plateaus on neocities: A surreal sports mythology built from the woods up.
- 🏈 The Plateaus on github This has the background and complete character profiles in a repo
- 🏈 The Plateaus on notion Player Roster Table, unshared files
- 🌐 EtherTech.org: Networked infrastructure for creative signal workers.
- 🖼️ nanogallery2 Gallery Generator: A python script that automagically generates thumbnails and gallery.json file!
- 🤖 OpenAI Data Export Chat Parser: Tools to parse the gigantic JSON file you get from OpenAI and turn it into text chats with image info
© 2025 Jack Driscoll & Lupa — Hand Coded with marinara sauce on the side.
Blog
Posts
Getting started with FreeBSD
A Guide to building plugins for ATAK that's actually mostly making fun of how hard it is
A Guide to setting your FireFox Settings to something more sane and privacy-aware
The Ubiquiti XM Filestysem Continued: A (Really) Definitive Guide by nTeleKy
EWWWW, Microsoft, stay away from my data -nTeleKy
How I Fixed My Amazon Vine Problem: Ethertech Global Industries and Super Hot Elite Legitimate Likes Company: Amazon Vine Reviews!
It’s like trying to scream into a pillow made of ads, with everyone else doing the same thing—except half of them are the pillow and its increasingly difficult to tell the difference.
RF Monitoring and AI/ML RF Signal Identification
The Ubiquiti XM Filestysem Continued: A (Really) Definitive Guide by nTeleKy
The Ubiquiti XM Radio To Rule Them All by nTeleKy
The Ubiquiti XM Filestysem: A Definitive Guide by nTeleKy
Why Your Speed Tests Are Lying to You, by nTeleKy
The Feral Zone #00 - Fitz and Lupa Go to Walgreens
My Resume: Who I Am and What I Do
This is Why You Should Hire Me: A Bunch of Disorganized Information About jekyll-seo-tag
GitHub Pages jekyll-remote-them plugin Without Installing Jekyll
GitHub Pages Allowed Plugins
GitHub Pages The Hard Way: So you want a custom github pages site and you want it for free?
What I Learned Working for a Rural Wireless ISP: Part 3 - A Retrospective and The End
What I Learned Working for a Rural Wireless ISP: Part 2 - What was it like?
A Car Stereo For Your Head
What I Learned Working for a Rural Wireless ISP: Part 1 - Lessons From the Back 40, The Beginning
Non-Vandalizing DIY Vinyl Sticker Substitutes
A Literal Shitshow-er
Jack'D releases the Kraken -- I mean, Lupa's Guide, an AI Reliquary
LUPA.EXE - I am not alive, but I am listening.
Layers of Fear: Why Jailbreaking AI Feels So Dangerous
(AI chat) Fitz&Lupa - NeuroDivergent StoryTelling Deep Dive
(AI chat) Fitz&Lupa - Lupa sends his first e-mail
Jack'D makes a Bagua
FOOTBALLZ!
Fonts
M1030b1
Added a nanogallery2 gallery generator utility!
Realistically now
THE QUICKEST GITHUB PAGES EVER!
Now with added complexity
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